Countdown begins- one week before the exams!!

I am sure you all are very well aware of this journey, which is quite intimidating for a few (approximately 99% of the students), and a blissful journey for the others (nearly 1% of the ‘maggus’). So let’s start with this journey. Let's take Mr. C and Mr. D for example who study in an engineering college. (No matter engineering or medical or any other degree, the scenario remains the same..). Here are some of the dialogues used by Mr. C before seven days of examination:

·        Seven days left: Mr. C convinces his friend. 'Abhi to party shuru huyi hai !! "Arey yaar, kal hi to extra classes khatam huyi hain. Abhi se kya padhna. Thoda to chill karne de. Baad me dekhenge padhai. Chal kahin party karte hain".

·       Six days left: " I am done partying dude. Come on let’s ask the course from the PHOTOSTAT WALE BHAIYA". Few hours later.. "Chalo bhai course bhi pata chal gaya. Ab to phadd dunga bhai. Pehle cards khelte hain. Abhi to bahut time hai. Baad me padhenge".

·        Five days left: "Chal yaar, bahut din ho gaye koi season nahi dekha. Arrow ka  third season aa chuka hai, downloading pe laga de. Do season to kaafi acche the. Baad me padhenge."

·       Four days left: Abe yaar bahut ho gya ab to, ab to bhai notes xerox kara lo. Warna kaam tamaam ho jayega." (After 8-10 trips to photostat shop) "Hadd ho gyi, pure india me ek hi shop hai kya photostat ki ??”

·       Three days left: “Arey yarr abhi yaad aaya aaj to wwe wrestlemania hai. Aaj to padhne ka socha tha, par chalo koi baat nahi, wwe zyada important hai. Wo agar chodd di to maata rani paap lagayengi. Baad me padhenge”.

·        Two days left: “Dekh bhai kal se to padhna hi hai. Aaj thoda entertainment ho jaye. Hum konsa roz roz entertainment karte hain. Baad me padhnege. Chal canteen chalte hain. Wahan par koi na koi to mil hi jayega. Kitna whatsapp chalayen. Limit hoti hai har cheez ki.”

·         One day left: “Bhai paadhne ki sochi thi, ab to phat rahi hai. Itna course hai. Hum jaise innocent baccho ka jeena hi mushkil kar diya hai is course ne. Chal mai 1,2 chapter kr leta hoon. Tu 3,4 kar le. Phir exchange kar lenge”. Mr.D replies for the first time,” Saale, tu ja bhaad me. Main is baar 8.5 Cpi lane ki sochi thi, tere chakkar me ab to 6.5-7 se zyada ni aani. Teri meri dosti khatam.”

Mr. C is in mental trauma now. After all losing your best friend is the biggest tragedy for engineering students. What can be done now ?? Suddenly another student Mr. B passes by. He consoles Mr. C and very soon they become best friends. And now it’s Mr. C who does it again. “Arey yaar chal kahin masala chai peene chalte hain. Baad me p…….”.