The Microprocessor lab

Hello everyone !! Last semester we all survived the subject titled ‘the microprocessor’ ( 'the' adds to more intimidation). We all thanked the almighty when we somehow survived the torture of that subject but alas, on the very day of this semester, we all survived the mere chance of a serious heart attack when all of a sudden we came to know about the fact that the ‘jodi’ is back again. (O shit !!) Yes, the famous Jodi of Mr. AS aka ‘babu bhaiya’ and Mr. PM aka ‘Pistol’ were back again to haunt you.

                                               On the very first day, (where most of the labs are a mere formality as the teachers just give a brief introduction of the lab) they introduced a new format. We were forced to perform the experiment no.1. (Only god knows about the level of curse we bestowed upon them). The ‘device’ on which we were supposed to perform the experiment was just ‘the icing on the cake’. My very first thought after seeing the apparatus was, ”What the hell is this, man?? Who invented this disgusting in the first place??” Playing with alphabets and numbers was my original thought. However the feeling changed after a period of few seconds only, when I wasn’t able to understand a single thing in this blood sucking lab. (I hope I am writing on behalf of most of the students). Things went horribly on the first turn as we made an exit at 4:15 without completing the experiment. (How could we ?? On the very first turn, he is asking us to fully understand the equipment and perform our first experiment). However exceptions are everywhere. Some of the groups were able to complete on time. (I don’t know who invented these guys. Either they are god gifted or they had an extra dose of Horlicks, Bournvita, Boost, Complan or whatever in their childhood). ‘Pistol’ asked all the groups (who were not able to complete the experiment), to finish it on Tuesday. We all had a sigh of relief.

                                         Coming back, so the next few turns also went horribly and tuesday was our only hope.( Until now). The tragedy turn was this Wednesday. ‘Babu bhaiya’ decided to fire the bullet ‘Pistol’ from his gun. He was distributing ‘repeat’ to most of the groups. ( As if a birthday boy distributing sweets to others). Students were all frightened (only studious ones), as they were all curious to know if ‘babu bhaiya’ is asking the logic of the program. However god was with us that day and we managed to complete the ‘repeat’ experiment on time and still managed a 7/10. (An achievement in this lab). However we were not even able to start the experiment, which we were supposed to perform that day. Faiz went flat when he was asked the logic of the program by ‘babu bhaiya’. “Yaar, nanga kar diya pura”, was his dialogue.

                                     I cannot complete my blog without writing about our macho man ‘Salman’. I think the two most unfortunate groups in this lab are the groups including me and salman. Atif simply copy pasted his readings and salman performed the experiment himself on Tuesday (with the help of areeb), but still salman got a ‘repeat’ while atif managed a 6/10.

                                Summarizing this lab: “Bas gaadi khich hi rahi hai jaise taise is lab me. Ek baar bas 35 ban jayen, phir dikhayenge”