‘The’ Winters

Present Day:

Let me tell you the daily agenda of Sonu during winters. I am pretty sure that most of us go through a similar set of ups and downs, which Sonu encounters all day long.

7AM The alarm clock rings. Sonu gives it a boorish look. He thinks it’s quite early and shuts it off.

10AM Eye opens for the second time. Crap!! Three periods gone. For the next few minutes, calculation of attendance takes place (and if it’s within the so called ‘acceptable’ limits he sleeps off again).

12AM Finally wakes up. Next few moments are spent in the guilt of not following the new year resolution (most probably waking at 4:30 AM like Akshay Kumar).

1PM Mom is having lunch and Sonu is brushing his teeth.

2PM The supreme dilemma arrives- whether to take a bath or not. If the period(of not taking a bath) has extended for 2 (or more) days, then it’s time to enter the bathroom.

3PM Lunch =Breakfast

4PM Tea or Coffee. Further plans are made for the upcoming day:-

                  -morning walk

                  -help mom in her daily chores

                  -clean a particular shelf

                  -Blah blah (No matter what u fill, they are never completed)

6PM Thinks of finishing a particular novel say, ‘And then there were none’ by Agatha Christie->Much better if a blanket is used->Let’s see if he/she has accepted my friend request. Will not be much longer, max. 15 minutes

9PM Dinner->blanket->Whatsapp, Twitter, Facebook

12PM Goodnight

Next day:

 10AM Crap!!